Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
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Santa: Downwards!
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Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
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Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?!
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