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Santa Banta Jokes:

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.



A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing The bystander A Marathon race is going on.
Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?!

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SantaBanta SMS:

Father: Thanx Doctor. 4 saving my son`s lyf.
Doctor: It`s God who has saved ur son`s lyf. My fees?
Father: Send it 2 God thru money order!


Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."


American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.


Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.



SMS of the Day:
Today's SMS : Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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